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Chorlton’s Top 9 Takeaways for When You Just Can’t Be Bothered to Cook
Some nights, the thought of cooking feels about as appealing as doing your own tax return. You open the fridge, stare at a sad bag of spinach and half a block of cheese, and suddenly, takeaway feels like the only sensible option.
We get it. Some days, you just can’t be bothered – and honestly, why should you be when Chorlton has some top-tier takeout spots ready to do the heavy lifting?
After much, erm, “dedicated research” (which mostly involved us ordering way more food than necessary), we’ve rounded up the best takeaways in Chorlton that won’t disappoint.
Let’s get you sorted with a top-notch meal that requires zero effort from you – apart from deciding what to eat (let’s be honest, that’s always the hardest part). Read on for our favourite spots!
Rudy’s Pizza Napoletana – Chorlton
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Address: 9 Cotton Street
Phone: +44 161 714 4502
Operating hours: Monday to Sunday, 12 PM – 10 PM
Pricing: ££
Rudy’s is a full-on institution for Neapolitan pizza lovers. Their Margherita is a benchmark. It’s just San Marzano tomatoes, fresh basil, Fior di Latte, and extra virgin olive oil – but when the ingredients are this good, you don’t need anything else.
If you want something punchier, the Calabrese brings in spicy ‘nduja, salami, and chilli for a proper kick. And if you’re feeling fancy, the Portobello pizza with truffle oil is a proper umami bomb.
This is the kind of pizza that’s best eaten fresh out of the oven, but if you’re grabbing a takeaway, make sure to warm it up in a hot pan for a minute before eating—it’ll bring that crust back to life.
| Pro tip: Get their Dips & Dough, their leftover pizza dough turned into fluffy, garlicky breadsticks, perfect for dunking into a rich tomato sauce or creamy burrata. |
Zaytoon – Chorlton
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Address: 352 Barlow Moor Rd
Contact details: +44 161 881 2277
Operating Hours: Mon – Sun 12PM-10PM
Operating hours: Monday to Sunday, 12 PM – 11 PM
Pricing: £££
Zaytoon is a proper Middle Eastern grill house, the kind of place where the smell of charcoal hits you before you’ve even walked through the door.
Their Mixed Grill is the way to go if you want to try a bit of everything – juicy chicken shish, perfectly spiced lamb kofta, and smoky grilled lamb chops, all served with fluffy saffron rice and homemade naan that’s rolled and baked fresh to order.
If you’re into wraps, their Lamb Shawarma Wrap is packed with slow-roasted, marinated lamb, wrapped in soft, warm bread and drizzled with a garlicky tahini sauce. Zaytoon’s portions don’t mess about, and the flavours feel like they’ve been passed down through generations.
Their homemade hummus is thick, creamy, and rich, and their fresh tabbouleh adds the perfect refreshing balance. If you’re the type to judge a place by its dips, know this – Zaytoon makes its own garlic sauce that’s so good, you’ll end up dipping everything in it.
| Pro tip: Order their Baklava for dessert, it’s sticky, nutty, and just the right amount of sweet to round off your meal. |
Lucky Mama’s
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Address: 93 Manchester Rd, Chorlton-cum-Hardy
Contact details: +44 7939 435793
Operating hours: Wednesday to Sunday, 5 PM – 10 PM
Pricing: ££
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Lucky Mama’s is one of those places that instantly makes you feel like you’ve discovered a hidden gem. The focus here? Hand-rolled, homemade pasta and Detroit-style pizzas, all made fresh daily.
Their Cacio e Pepe is a simple but perfect balance of creamy pecorino and freshly cracked black pepper, while their slow-cooked beef ragu pappardelle is the kind of dish that feels like a warm hug.
Then there’s their Detroit-style pizza – a deep, square-cut, thick-crusted beauty, loaded with gooey cheese and a crunchy, caramelised edge. It’s not your typical pizza, but if you love a crispy base and cheese that melts to the edges, you’re in for a treat.
Their Nduja Honey Drizzle pizza is a must-try – spicy, sweet, and ridiculously addictive.
Portions are properly generous, and the quality is next-level considering how affordable it is.
| Pro tip: Try their Ricotta & Lemon Ravioli, it’s light, fresh, and packed with the kind of flavour balance that only proper homemade pasta can deliver. |
Lahori
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Address: 593 Wilbraham Rd, Chorlton-cum-Hardy
Contact details: +44 161 881 5515
Operating hours: Monday to Sunday, 4 PM – 11 PM
Pricing: ££
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Lahori is where you go when you’re after proper Pakistani food with no shortcuts. No toned-down spices, no generic sauces – just big, bold flavours that hit right.
Let’s start with the mixed grill, because it’s easily one of the best in Chorlton. You get juicy, spice-packed seekh kebabs, tender chicken tikka, and lamb chops that are smoky, charred, and fall-off-the-bone good.
Then there’s the Karahi Chicken, a Lahori speciality. It’s cooked to order in a traditional wok, giving you a rich, thick, tomato-based sauce that clings to the meat instead of drowning it.
Pair it with their naan – big, fluffy, and slightly crispy at the edges, and you’ve got a meal that’ll have you planning your next order before you’ve even finished. Portions? Massive. Don’t expect to leave hungry, and if you’re eating alone, you’ll probably have leftovers for later.
| Pro tip: Get the Lahori Mix Grill if you want a bit of everything, chicken tikka, seekh kebabs, and lamb chops straight off the grill. It’s a flavour bomb. |
Bar San Juan
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Address: 56 Beech Rd, Chorlton-cum-Hardy
Contact details: +44 161 861 0482
Operating hours: Monday to Sunday, 12 PM – 11 PM
Pricing: £££
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Bar San Juan is small, always buzzing, and packed with the kind of charm that makes you forget you’re in Manchester. If you’re getting a takeaway, know this: you’re about to enjoy some of the best tapas outside of Spain.
Start with the Patatas Bravas. It’s a simple dish, but when done right, it’s crispy on the outside, fluffy inside, and loaded with a spicy, smoky tomato sauce that actually has depth – none of that watered-down stuff.
Then there’s the Gambas al Ajillo – prawns sizzling in garlic, olive oil, and a hit of chilli, soaking up all those rich, garlicky juices that beg to be mopped up with crusty bread.
Their Albóndigas – Spanish meatballs in a thick, slightly tangy tomato sauce – are the definition of comfort food, while the Chorizo al Vino gives you that perfect balance of smoky, salty, and slightly sweet flavours, thanks to the red wine reduction.
| Pro tip: Order the Croquetas de Jamón, crispy, creamy, and packed with proper Spanish ham. Once you’ve had them, supermarket croquettes will never taste the same again. |
Hungamaa Chorlton
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Address: 575 Barlow Moor Rd, Chorlton-cum-Hardy
Contact details: +44 161 881 9455
Operating hours: Tuesday to Sunday, 5 PM – 11 PM
Pricing: £££
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Hungamaa is not your typical Indian takeaway. It’s a bit louder, a bit more playful, and definitely one of the most exciting places to grab Indian food in Chorlton.
The name literally means “chaos” in Hindi, and if that makes you think of bold, vibrant dishes that hit you with layers of flavour, you’re exactly right. Their Kashmiri Chicken is a solid place to start—slow-cooked, rich, and packed with warming spices that coat every bite.
The Malai Broccoli, of all things, will surprise you – charred, creamy, and loaded with a smoky, slightly tangy kick. And if you’re in the mood for proper comfort food, their Daal Makhani is the way to go.
If you’re the kind of person who orders a side “just to try it,” get their Gunpowder Fries – crispy, spiced, and highly addictive. They’re not your average fries, but once you’ve had them, you’ll struggle to go back to plain chips.
| Pro tip: Try their Kathi Rolls, flaky paratha wraps stuffed with spiced meats, eggs, and chutneys. Messy, but ridiculously good. |
Tibetan Kitchen Manchester
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Address: 451 Wilbraham Rd, Chorlton-cum-Hardy
Contact details: +44 7984 666493
Operating hours: Tuesday to Sunday, 5 PM – 10 PM
Pricing: ££
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Tibetan Kitchen is one of those places you probably didn’t realise you needed in your life until you’ve had it. Think big, comforting bowls of dumplings, rich curries, and stir-fried noodles that actually taste fresh.
Let’s start with the momos. These Tibetan dumplings come steamed or pan-fried, stuffed with spiced chicken, beef, or veg, and served with a tangy, slightly fiery tomato chutney that ties it all together. If you’ve never had them before, this is where to start.
Then there’s the shapta, a rich, slow-cooked beef dish with peppers, onions, and loads of garlic and ginger. It’s got that deep, slow-braised flavour that makes you want to keep going back for just one more bite.
Their Tibetan curries are also solid – fragrant, warming, and not the kind of generic sauce-based curries you find everywhere else. Portions are generous, flavours are deep, and everything tastes fresh, homemade, and authentic – because it is.
| Pro tip: Get the fried beef momos, crispy on the outside, juicy inside, and perfect for dipping into their signature chutney. |
Brewski Bar
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Address: 537 Wilbraham Rd, Chorlton-cum-Hardy
Contact details: +44 161 312 8328
Operating hours: Monday to Sunday, 12 PM – 10 PM
Pricing: £££
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Brewski is where you go when you want a takeaway that doesn’t hold back. This place does big, indulgent, over-the-top comfort food, and they do it properly; you’re not getting dainty portions or light meals here – this is full-on, loaded, cheesy, meaty goodness.
Their poutine is one of the best you’ll find outside Canada – thick-cut fries drowning in gravy and cheese curds that actually melt the way they should. Then there’s their smashed burgers – juicy, stacked high, and dripping with melted cheese, crispy bacon, and their signature house sauce.
If you’re really going for it, their mac and cheese is next-level – creamy, cheesy, and baked with a golden, crispy topping that adds just the right amount of crunch.
And if you think that’s where the indulgence stops, they’ve also got massive stuffed sandwiches and deep-fried wings that come coated in sticky, spicy, or smoky sauces.
| Pro tip: The Chicken & Waffle Poutine is an absolute game-changer, crispy buttermilk fried chicken on top of their legendary poutine, drizzled with maple syrup. Sounds mad, but it works. |
The Oystercatcher
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Address: 123 Manchester Rd, Chorlton-cum-Hardy
Contact details: +44 161 312 1985
Operating hours: Wednesday to Sunday, 12 PM – 10 PM
Pricing: £££
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The Oystercatcher is the seafood takeaway you didn’t know you needed. Their beer-battered fish and chips (fish and chips manchester) is exactly how it should be – golden, crispy batter that stays crunchy, soft flaky fish inside, and thick-cut chips that actually taste like potatoes.
If you want something lighter, their grilled sea bass or whole roasted plaice is fresh, buttery, and perfectly seasoned. Not into fish? Their roast chicken with garlic butter is juicy, packed with flavour, and comes with a side of crispy roast potatoes that could easily steal the show.
It’s all about quality ingredients, simple cooking, and letting the seafood do the talking. You won’t find anything overly complicated here, just properly cooked, fresh seafood that actually tastes like the sea.
| Pro tip: If they’ve got the grilled octopus special on the menu, get it. Tender, smoky, and served with a charred, zesty salsa that takes it to another level. |
